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I'll just say that my *hate* of Enzyte male enhancement drugs continues to grow(see, it works!). I can't believe anyone would fall for that. Furthermore, I suspect that the side effects of Enzyte include turning you into a tense-smiling retard.

Date: 2004-08-18 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com
I took enzyte for a week, and now I trip over my own manhood when I try to leave the shower! I have to coil it like a garden hose just to stuff it in my trousers! That isn't a smile on that man's face, it's a grinace caused by the strain of trying to hold himself upright against the incredible leverage of his newly-enhanced wang! In fact, I blew out a vertabrae just trying to lift mine over the lip of the bathtub yesterday!

... Ok, so I'm kidding.
... about taking enzyte.

Date: 2004-08-18 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Thanks for sharing, tripod. ;-p

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