This, people, is why religion can be stupid...

[weaktwos]

BRIELLE, N.J. - An 8-year-old girl who suffers from a rare digestive disorder and cannot eat wheat has had her first Holy Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained no wheat, violating Roman Catholic doctrine.

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, as far as I can figure, Jesus wasn't a wafer. Considering he was human, a better symbol for the body of Christ should have been beef jerky.

[moxiesocks.livejournal.com]

"beef jerky" ok..; that made me laugh out loud!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Move over, wheat host! Now there's something meatier!

[namfle.livejournal.com]

And better than that?

A shank of long pork. *snicker*

-elf-