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[weaktwos]

So tonight I took a visiting coworker from Tampa out to dinner. The rest of my group is fairly anti-social, so I'm trying to make these out of town guests feel a little welcome.

So we have dinner, and the waiter describes his favorite cheesecake to us.

Him: the best cheesecake we have is the vanilla bean cheesecake. It's sooo good. The reason I think it's so good is because it reminds me of my Grampa.

Me: You ate your Grampa?

I look passed upon his visage that said, "I will word that differently in the future."

And my coworker, who is normally a serious and severe lass, finally was amused.

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[jennjenn71.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha Classic. My husband's favorite was, "Sir, would you like me to box that for you?" "Why, is it gonna hit me back?"