Morning giggles
Sep. 1st, 2004 08:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaktwosHighlights from the Mark Morford article:
"Unfortunately, protection of our values is made more difficult when mixed messages emanate from the White House," oozed FRC prez Tony Perkins as he fondled a small porcelain statuette of a young Greek boy and cooed quietly.
"Finally, an excuse to parade around the Senate floor in my full-length taffeta ball gown and gyrate to Paul Oakenfold remixed while flagellating myself with a Children's Illustrated Bible!" Santorum exclaimed excitedly before being quickly shot by Justice Antonin Scalia. "Damn gay pheasants," Scalia muttered satisfactorily, after which he consumed a positively enormous plate of baby-seal meat.
Meanwhile, the nation watched in nauseated horror as many of the speakers at the Republican National Convention pretended to be all open minded and moderate, when every even slightly attuned, articulate, progressive, open-hearted person you know in the world understands that this is the most war-happy, secretive, deceptive, censoring, neoconservative, gay-hating, human rights-destroying, happily repressive administration in the last 100 years.
Woo! He was on quite a flight of fancy. Good fun.
"Unfortunately, protection of our values is made more difficult when mixed messages emanate from the White House," oozed FRC prez Tony Perkins as he fondled a small porcelain statuette of a young Greek boy and cooed quietly.
"Finally, an excuse to parade around the Senate floor in my full-length taffeta ball gown and gyrate to Paul Oakenfold remixed while flagellating myself with a Children's Illustrated Bible!" Santorum exclaimed excitedly before being quickly shot by Justice Antonin Scalia. "Damn gay pheasants," Scalia muttered satisfactorily, after which he consumed a positively enormous plate of baby-seal meat.
Meanwhile, the nation watched in nauseated horror as many of the speakers at the Republican National Convention pretended to be all open minded and moderate, when every even slightly attuned, articulate, progressive, open-hearted person you know in the world understands that this is the most war-happy, secretive, deceptive, censoring, neoconservative, gay-hating, human rights-destroying, happily repressive administration in the last 100 years.
Woo! He was on quite a flight of fancy. Good fun.
