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weaktwosLucas Helder was planting bombs to build a smiley face on the map.
How cute. I've thought of that before. Morbid performance art. What if a pipe bomb blew up at one of the corners of the smile? Would that be a cold sore? The Herpes Bomber!
I saw on CNN Headline news that the maker of Scent of Mystery, the first and only "Smell-o-vision" movie, died today. I suppose they were referring to Jack Cardiff. I can't find any news on the Cnn website, but it made it as a trivia blurb on HNN.
I gave a speech today grousing about the Catholic church and the need to balance faith with skepticism. Everyone was bowled over by the speech, and felt I dealt with the issue tactfully. I am one speech away from getting my Toastmasters designation. I will be master of all toast. Charred carbs, bow to me.
The Homewood Suites is neither a home nor wood. Discuss.
The Staybridge efficiency suites is neither a stay, nor a bridge.
I will be staying at two homewoods in a four week period. Wahoo.
Scene at work:
Manager A: L-train is on vacation next week.
L's Managerr: He's on vacation? *goes to check calendar*
Manager A: Yes, he's going to Disneyland, remember?
L's Manager: Gosh, no, I don't.
Me , while waving hands in the air: "Way to demonstrate that hands-on management style of yours, pally!"
Manager A and another manager double over in laughter.
How cute. I've thought of that before. Morbid performance art. What if a pipe bomb blew up at one of the corners of the smile? Would that be a cold sore? The Herpes Bomber!
I saw on CNN Headline news that the maker of Scent of Mystery, the first and only "Smell-o-vision" movie, died today. I suppose they were referring to Jack Cardiff. I can't find any news on the Cnn website, but it made it as a trivia blurb on HNN.
I gave a speech today grousing about the Catholic church and the need to balance faith with skepticism. Everyone was bowled over by the speech, and felt I dealt with the issue tactfully. I am one speech away from getting my Toastmasters designation. I will be master of all toast. Charred carbs, bow to me.
The Homewood Suites is neither a home nor wood. Discuss.
The Staybridge efficiency suites is neither a stay, nor a bridge.
I will be staying at two homewoods in a four week period. Wahoo.
Scene at work:
Manager A: L-train is on vacation next week.
L's Managerr: He's on vacation? *goes to check calendar*
Manager A: Yes, he's going to Disneyland, remember?
L's Manager: Gosh, no, I don't.
Me , while waving hands in the air: "Way to demonstrate that hands-on management style of yours, pally!"
Manager A and another manager double over in laughter.
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Date: 2002-05-09 10:22 pm (UTC)Overheard in Wisconsin art galleries:
"I call this one 'Fromage-a-trois'..."