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[weaktwos]

I think there might be a correlation between helmet hair, and the propensity to be a politician.

Let's hear it for Gray Davis. He puts the "corn" in California.

It scares me that the two main political parties are converging.

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[ex-zakh565.livejournal.com]

I've got just two words:

James Traficant (http://www.traficant.com/traficant.gif)

His hair is large and in-charge.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Nasa has just announced that Trafficant's head is considered a small satellite of earth. His hair has been identified as space debris orbitting his skull. As to how the space debris got there in the first place is a matter of wild speculation. Links to the Hale-Bopp folks have been made.