Ja-ism?

[weaktwos]

Today went by rather quickly.

Here are some oddbits:

• There's a guy at work who fills out his jeans rather generously. Due to the fact that I was sitting and he was standing, so I had a straight view of the be-denimmed wedding tackle. I beheld what I believe to have been a testicular cameltoe.
  
• While running a problem ticket at a fellow's desk. He had just left for the day. While I was working on his PC, I noticed a faint yet persistent fecal-related odor in his area. I tried not to dwell on the odor, but I was less than pleased. On his desk he had pictures of his wife in their nuptual garb, post-its, pens and some pills in their little plastic-foil packets. They were white little capsules. While I'm waiting for the system to reboot to verify problem resolution, I decide to see what type of pain reliever he's poppin'. It was Imodium. What's that, you say? You don't know what or who Imodium is? Well, they're the good folks who would actually have a web page entitled Dialogue on Diarrhea. It's a charming page featuring hearty trail/mountain bikers. There is some trivia on there that is pretty slick; I shit you not. Fear not, biker on the run(s), Imodium will be there for you. And it was there for this fine gentlemen, too. And after partaking of his not too recently vacated airspace, I think Imodium should have a minty air-freshening component to it.
  
• Did I give you too much information? You're welcome! You didn't think I was going to live with this knowledge alone, did you? Damn right.
  
• Puppies and bunnies!
  
• Hopefully that previous bullet cleansed your brain.
  
• I woke up late this morning. This means I'll be going to bed early (in the morning).
  
• I was reminiscing with a friend about how my brother and I were prone to getting carsick as kids. He asked, "Which one of you got sick more?" I replied, "It was a toss up." The beauty of it was, I didn't realize my a propos choice of words until after the fact.
  

Comments

[eyow.livejournal.com]

That's okay, just yesterday I was wondering what causes the characteristic odor of diarrhea. Never did find an answer.

[tunskit.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I'm sure he would be so embarrassed to know you discovered his secret...and that he left a scent clue. Ick.

[eyow.livejournal.com]

Also, the first bullet made me remember a picture that another friend passed on recently.

As you were. :O

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[cotharyus.livejournal.com]

Testicular cameltoe eh? I suppose I'd never really thought about it like that. But ok. At this point, I'd like to say, there's a good reason some guys simply *can't* wear anything but relax fit jeans. Becuase A) testicular cameltoes - painful. B) I may have a streak of exibitionist in me, but I like to choose when and when not to.

[almjbs.livejournal.com]

LOL You're SO funny!

[wingsonwind.livejournal.com]

There's a guy at work who fills out his jeans rather generously. Due to the fact that I was sitting and he was standing, so I had a straight view of the be-denimmed wedding tackle. I beheld what I believe to have been a testicular cameltoe.

Reminds me of the time I accidentally found out about how generously someone I worked with filled out his Dockers... I was in my desk chair and I reached back in a stretch only to have my hand brush right against... him. Oops!

Here is some trivia on there that is pretty slick; I shit you not.

Wonderful pun for a discussion in diarrhea!

If memory serves me correctly...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

..."testicular cameltoe" actually has it's own name:

mooseknuckle

"Testicular cameltoe" sounds much more official, though. It's far better suited for use in a formal setting.

Re: If memory serves me correctly...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, you never know when you'll need to discuss prominently displayed man-bulges around the Queen!

Re: If memory serves me correctly...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

Good point. It's nice to know that if we're ever IN that situation, we'll know exactly what to do.

Mooseknuckle:

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

You KNOW that was the name of Paul's old band, right?

Re: Mooseknuckle:

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yep. That's how I learned the term. Your son has enlightened me with the concept of nuts overlapping the seam. *grin*

Re: Mooseknuckle:

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

I'm so proud...
*sigh*

Re: Mooseknuckle:

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you should be! From what I understand they were pretty good and had quite a following.

Re: Mooseknuckle:

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Were they called "Mooseknuckleheads"?

Re: Mooseknuckle:

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

Nope. Just 'Mooseknuckle', I think.

But you have to admit just Mooseknuckle is quite enough. ;)