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It's rather moist here in lovely Sacramento. I do love rainy nights. I just don't like the rubbernecking conventions on the freeway because people have no sense when driving in the rain.

I have my ipod at work on my little iMotion speakers. I'm having a spirit competition with the Musak system.

Our office's hp 1050c Designjet printer has been a total dildo the past few days. Apparently, I know just how to handle it, though, for it is fixed.

I'm thinking I'll be rather burned out after the next few weeks.

But, I feel giddy for reasons I don't yet know.

Date: 2005-02-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimaera.livejournal.com
That is a beautiful icon, Anne.

Date: 2005-02-16 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavenderjones.livejournal.com
Isn't a printer kind of large to use as a dildo? Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Date: 2005-02-16 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Hey, if you wanted to think that far into it you can. [livejournal.com profile] modeleccentric will tell you with enough time and lubrication, you can fit anything anywhere.

Hmmm...I should ask him if I can test that theory on him with a gallon of vaseline and this plotter...okay, maybe two gallons.

Date: 2005-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Yes. It's almost as tall as I am and four times as wide.

Date: 2005-02-17 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brittadotcom.livejournal.com
re: printers, all I have to say is Office Space DVD, chapter 19!

If you figure out the giddiness, please let me know the secret...I need some myself...

Date: 2005-02-17 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Completely. I'm getting my baseball bat and taking this bad boy out to the back field.

It feels good to be a gangsta.

Date: 2005-02-17 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] platostruth.livejournal.com
did i know you were going there...i don't think i did.

you have to run these things by me

Date: 2005-02-17 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Going where? Was this about the Dildo remark?

Date: 2005-02-17 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] platostruth.livejournal.com
please ignore sick joe who reads too fast and forgets everything he knows.

Date: 2005-02-17 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Awww. Poor sick Joe.

Date: 2005-02-17 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com
you're just an expert with dildos it seems

Date: 2005-02-18 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Most women at this age are, they've met plenty of them. ;-)

Date: 2005-02-18 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com
haha that was good, i like that :-)

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