Nipped from modeleccentric...

[weaktwos]

Ever-desiring to validate my sense of self via stereotypical and pseudoscientific memes, here we go:


DEVIL/PAN
"the joker, worker, stabilizer"
You are gifted when it comes to protecting yourself
from judgements cast upon you by others. In
fact, you are not easily thrown by external
reality. You have the capacity to work and
play hard and to laugh at yourself. This is
the card of humour and sexuality (it is the
only card with genital symbols).
"Devil" spelled backwards is
"lived", and it is very fitting. You
live with humour and have a stable foothold on
life. Of course, you do love setting the
occasional bit of mischief into play.


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What a distinction. The only card with genital symbols! I guess that means all the rest of you non-devil/pan types are non-sexual. Too bad for you folks. My card has nuts! Would you look at the horns on that goat? Sadly, I think my tarot card gets more action than I do.

Epilogue: for those who may not notice it right away, the genitalia on this card is what the goat is standing on and in front of. The two round orbs with the fresh Tarot Dancers inside are the testicles, and the golden shaft behind the goat is the worlds most imposing phallus that appears to have jutted clear up to saturn, knocking saturn out of orbit, but leaving behind its rings. Awww yeah. Either that or this tarot features a cock ring, too. Top that.

Comments

[tunskit.livejournal.com]

If it were a cock ring, wouldn't it be around the base? Not sure, since I've never seen one used IRL. Love your tarot card.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, it's on its way to being applied, clearly. Or it's just saturn's orphaned rings.

[almjbs.livejournal.com]

ADJUSTMENT
"the mediator, adjuster,
arbitrator"
You have a deep love for simplicity, clarity,
fairness, and balance. You have a great
ability to edit, synthesize, and research
ideas. Your sites are turned inwards, as shown
on the card by the masked eyes. Alpha and
Omega are symbolic of your need to complete
that which you begin. You have little
tolerance of complexity, as shown by the
webbing in the background.


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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I like how our attention is drawn to the webbing in the background as evidence of no tolerance of complexity, and the existence of the big-ass sword is totally overlooked.

[doccross.livejournal.com]

My card has nuts! Would you look at the horns on that goat? Sadly, I think my tarot card gets more action than I do.

Congratulations, Anne. With those lines, you joined the ranks of "People Who Have Made Doc Squirt Liquid Thru His Nose While Laughing". Your peers in this exclusive club include many famous RPG authors and stand up comics, as well as most of my immediate family.

Oh, and just so you know, the liquid was Oolong tea:)

Doc

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Ouch! I'm sorry for the ill-timed laugh!

However, that tarot card is too funny to suspend commentary for.

I hope the nasal burns heal quickly!

Also, I'm proud to join the ranks. ;-)

[doccross.livejournal.com]

Tea hardly burns at all. Now tequila thru the nose (that one was courtesy of my brother) burns insanely. also, everything smells strange for an hour or so.

[jonastio.livejournal.com]

Look at that unabashed mockery of someone's religious material!

Anyways, first thing I thought of was "Good god damn those are some huge balls. And there's no sperm, but actual people swimming around in there. All you'd have to do to create an army is just jack off for a while. Military masturbation. Yeah."

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Mockery? You bet. This was so vague it could be true if it were false. But the bonus was the big dick in the design. Though I guess that's what us devil card types are...