Morning musings
Apr. 19th, 2005 08:50 amPsst...Justice Scalia...You Know, You're an Activist Judge, Too
Sarah Bunting had me in stitches last night with this little gem: Ronco Dependent
Here's a snippet:
Product: The Mouthwash Dispenser
Problem "solved" by product: Having to hide "that ugly, old mouthwash bottle"
Pre-existing solution to "problem": Cabinetry; remembering that it's a bathroom
There is, I am certain, a thesis in American consumer society's frank fear of/refusal to acknowledge what really goes on in the bathroom. Toilet-paper cozies…scented plug-ins…bleach-soaked towelettes…it's like those ads for the Clorox Toilet-Cleaning System or whatever where the lady is staring all horrified at her toilet brush, like, it's a toilet brush. Unless you're using it to stir pancake batter, who cares how germy it is? It's used to clean the place where people pee, shit, and barf, okay? Find a way to live with it already, my God.
On the Environment....
Mother Jones has some interesting articles here.
Most interesting is a round up of conservative think-tanks that fund the "debunking" of global warming evidence.
Thank you! :)
Date: 2005-04-19 03:59 pm (UTC)That Ronco article is hillarious, by the way....thanks for the link! :)
My mother-in-law has an addiction to the Home Shopping Network, so she'd always buy all these kitchen gadgets and end up giving them to the family...I've got various salad choppers and cookie decorators and things stuffed in back drawers because in the end, a knife and a little work does wonders. ;)
Re: Thank you! :)
Date: 2005-04-21 02:55 pm (UTC)Exactly, all those gadgets are essentially cheap toys. :-)