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weaktwosAnother busy day in paradise, followed by a lovely rain. I'll not want to get out of bed in the morrow.
Upon coming home, I had some dinner, and did some laundry folding while watching Fellowship of the Ring on DVD.
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dslartoo is being a sweetie and collecting some excellent drum videos to inspire me.
I was reminded of the adorable children's story, "There's a Monster in my Closet". However, my memory was inaccurate. For the actual title is "There's a Nightmare in My Closet". It was one of my favorite stories as a wee lass.
Tomorrow, my cake decorating class begins. I want to try and find a way to come up with tasteless, yet well-crafted cake decoration. I think the first class will entail having to write on the cake. So far, I have numerous ideas that are just too tasteless to mention, let alone frost.
I think the cleanest ones are:
"Congratulations on your plea bargain down to manslaughter!"
"To my favorite cousins: Congratulations on your Engagement!"
Which made me wonder: when cousins marry, do you only have to rent half a church, since the family really only needs to go on one side?
Upon coming home, I had some dinner, and did some laundry folding while watching Fellowship of the Ring on DVD.
dslartoo is being a sweetie and collecting some excellent drum videos to inspire me.I was reminded of the adorable children's story, "There's a Monster in my Closet". However, my memory was inaccurate. For the actual title is "There's a Nightmare in My Closet". It was one of my favorite stories as a wee lass.
Tomorrow, my cake decorating class begins. I want to try and find a way to come up with tasteless, yet well-crafted cake decoration. I think the first class will entail having to write on the cake. So far, I have numerous ideas that are just too tasteless to mention, let alone frost.
I think the cleanest ones are:
"Congratulations on your plea bargain down to manslaughter!"
"To my favorite cousins: Congratulations on your Engagement!"
Which made me wonder: when cousins marry, do you only have to rent half a church, since the family really only needs to go on one side?
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Date: 2005-04-28 07:45 am (UTC)The cake decorating class sounds fun. I have a kit I've used exactly once. It was too much effort to fill the bags, etc. If I can find a kit with a hard tube instead of the plastic bags, I'd probably try experimenting again.
They'll sit on both sides, right? Or the church will tip over!
Date: 2005-04-28 04:48 pm (UTC)How about:
"Glad Your IBS Meds Kicked in Finally" (in brown, of course; add kernels of corn, too!)
"Congratulations Ben Affleck and (fill in the blank)"
"Bon Voyage, John Paul II:
P.S. You Can't Leave Your Hat On--It Won't Fit in the Box"
"You're 16: So Many Roads, So Many Pedestrians to Kill"
"Now That You Have the Trailer, Can World Domination Be That Far Behind?"
"So You Have an LJ: When's the Suicide?"
"Happy Altar Boy Achievement - Always Wear Your Jesus Butt-Plug"
"To Troy and Brad and Their New Little Bundle: Fellate and the World Is With You, Lactate and You Nurse Alone"