Here's a bad joke for ya...

[weaktwos]

So, we're giving away some of our old equipment at work. Some of this equipment involves 19" monitors. Most of the monitors are white/beige. A few of them are black.

So, a woman drives up to our giveaway area and she's picking up a monitor. We give her a black one.

As we place it into the trunk, she shouts, "It's HUGE!".

As she leaves, I whisper to Cupcake, my coworker, "Are black monitors larger, on average, than white monitors?"

He was a pile of giggles after that.

Comments

[vernard.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that I wasn't drinking anything when I read this :-)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

As am I. I am most glad that you were not drinking a hot beverage. ;-)