Unsent Letters

[weaktwos]

Dear coworker in Central Standard Time,

If you are going to call my cell phone at 6am my time, you better leave a message. Don't just tease me with a missed call.

Dude, you interrupted the sugar-plum dance,

Anne

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Dear Self,

You know that new ring tone for your cell phone you selected yesterday that sounded so cool and chipper? Well, at 6am it sounds like Satan's Army of Happiness-killing Clowns Marching through your brain. The cats agreed. In fact, you were denied morning kitty cuddles as a result.

Smooth,

Anne

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Amen, brotha Scrap!

I'm on call this week, so I have to have the phone nearby, but crank calls from work just ain't cool.