Rites of Passage

[weaktwos]

My cousin's wedding was delightful.

Today was a fine day with family. I reconnected with some cousins I haven't seen in a while, which was quite nice.

I usually get a little cranky at weddings, but today was delightful.

My mother was nicely behaved, too.

Yes, indeed. A good day for family.

I'm tuckered, though. Dog-ass tarred.

Oh, and who knew that a euphemism for diarrhea was "taking the browns to the superbowl"?

Comments

[namfle.livejournal.com]

I actually have heard that 'taking the browns' euphemism. I think I broke something while laughing that day. LOL

Even funnier in that context is I have a coworker who's name is, no kidding, 'Cleveland Brown'.

:D

-elf-

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Poor Cleveland Brown. Hah!

[kejasobsession.livejournal.com]

taking the browns to the superbowl - ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

OK. that made my day!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help! :D

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

(gratuitous catskills comic warning) My brother told me that one a while back and then proceeded to bowl me over with an hour's worth of others. He's flush with 'em.....

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Way to go, bro.

[darness.livejournal.com]

I heard a similar one euphamism today that I'd yet to become acquainted with -- to wit, the place diarrhea comes from was referred to as "the brown starfish."

So. yeah. There it is.

:)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm honored. Truly. ;-)

If we're going to share the love on euphemisms for bodily orifices, someone once told me that a cat's anus looks like the old Pac Bell logo. That kinda cracks me up, because he had a point.

[(Anonymous)]

or the rusty sheriffs badge....