Saint du Jour

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On the eve of St. Valentines, we celebrate St. Martinian, seemingly revered for his ability to resist the sultry, sinful advances of two women to sought him out under the guise of needing food and shelter. The first woman wanted to make an honest man out of Martinian and marry him. But ooooh no. He would have none of that. He was a huge fan of the tome, "The Road to Heaven is Paved with Hermits: A simple guide to holiness through lifelong suffering, contemplation and avoidance of hot, loose women who seem like decrepit peasants at first glance."

Ten bucks says Martinian was gay.

You kids can contemplate that, while I sit over here and wait to be struck by a plague or lightning or both.