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[weaktwos]

Okay, I'm here in my kitchen, sipping a soy milk mixed berry smoothie, and orange juice. I've already had 1000 mg of vitamin C.

Just call me the Antioxidantal Tourist....

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Thank you for giving me insight into your wild years spent sipping beverages infused with your diseased grandmother's boudoir contents.

That imagery, good sir, is not conducive to healing! I dedicate my next trip to the vomitorium to you! First liver oil, now this. I haven't felt this nauseated since I sipped ol' Grandad's bedpan on a dare.*

*This is very much a lie.