True Confessions

[weaktwos]

So, as you know, taogrl and I have known each other for a long time, and have been close friends for quite some time.

Friday night she came over to my house and, well, one thing led to another and suddenly we were banging and screwing. It lasted for hours. We got hot and sweaty, we were all over the floor, but we just couldn't stop! First, I got on top, and then I got tired, so she got on top. Both of us ended up hitting our head on the board because we were too intent on the matters at hand. I learned that taogrl likes to talk dirty while she screws, but I didn't mind. She also had no qualms about telling me what she wanted me to do. It was great fun.

I'm still sore from the evening, but it was so worth it!

Oh, yeah! We took pictures!




Now to load these shelves up with all my wordly musical and literary possessions!

Thanks for helping me assemble my shelves, taogrl!

Comments

[blush10ac.livejournal.com]

Only a true friend will help you assemble furniture!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that I knew what the pics behind the link were going to show, but I still clicked on the link HOPING? :)

Sweet-looking shelves.

cheers,
Phil

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was unlikely to be anything else, but fun to give fine lads like yourself hope. ;-)

[reannon.livejournal.com]

No, what's sad is that I knew what would be behind the link, I'm a straight female, and I STILL clicked. Just in case.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wouldn't post that subject matter in an unlocked post. ;-)

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

I can go sadder than that; I clicked on the link because to me these days bookshelf porn is pornier than real porn.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I'll agree.

[namfle.livejournal.com]

Very crafty post of yours. I was totally fooled! When I clicked, I expected to see pictures of chairs and tables or else items purchased at Ikea. :D

-elf-

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Dude! With that much banging and screwing, it had to be shelves! Or an entertainment center. But who needs an entertainment center when you have me? ;-)

[namfle.livejournal.com]

Entertainment center! I bet you even come *cough* in 7.1 surround. :D

-elf-

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just snorted tea through my nose at this. :)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I'm here to entertain!

[shaunathan.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Hawt bookshelf building action! ;) :P

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know I was hot for shelving. :-)

[myasma.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I almost choked!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad I could make you laugh. I'm glad you didn't actually choke. I'd hate to make people suffer due to me playing fast and loose with your dirty minds. ;-)

[rpmiller.livejournal.com]

Hehe... Your are so good at being bad. ;)

Yes, I knew it had to be shelves having put several pieces of furniture together myself over the years only shelves produce that much banging and screwing, although I think I screwed more than I banged. Is that a good thing? Of course, I was always screwing and banging by myself. That is the only way to ensure it is done right. ;)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Wasn't "Screwing with Myself" one of the proposed song titles for what ultimately became Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself"? ;-)

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

I am througly jealous... I wish I had the space and time for something like that. My shelf set up is sad and weak.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Figure 5 hours for assembly and planning, and 3 hours in Ikea. As for space...yeah, if you don't have a place where you can squirrel your stuff so you can set up shelves, it's problematic. :-)