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[weaktwos]

Does a nude statue of Britney Spears pay count as a pro-life statue?

How many women do you think actually look like that while giving birth? I wish the statue included a baby being shot out like a bullet from behind...

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[fireandsmoke.livejournal.com]

I like the part where she had a C-Section and never went through what's displayed in the statue.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm. The whole thing is just so firmly grounded in reality!

[taogrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that can't be real. For the love of humanity, tell me it's a lie.

[reannon.livejournal.com]

I saw a lot of birthing positions when I was in childbirth class, and generally that is NOT the preferred choice. (Neither is the flat-on-her-back preferred by Hollywood.)

Don't know nothin bout birthin no babies...

[syreene.livejournal.com]

But that still looks like a silly statue. I mean really...who gives birth like that? I've heard of doing it sitting up in a chair and the usual hospital way...but with arched back over a bear skin rug?

Don't think so. 0_o

[imlac.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's an 'ideal' pro-life statue, because, you know, all pregnant woman have as much money as Spears and can afford to pay God to raise the kid of they please. And when she almost killed her kid by driving with him in her lap? Standard operating proceure for pro-life people.

How many secret abortions do you suppose Spears had before she decided to keep one? I'll bet there was a least five before she became famous. We should make a statue of her getting an abortion as an idealized pro-choice monument.

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

I was extraordinarily disappointed they didn't show the posterior angle, because the article makes mention of the artist's rendering of a 'crowning head'.

What an absolutely fabulous PR stunt! I need to find out who her 'people' are, so we can cook some o' these up for ME.

[tunskit.livejournal.com]

*gag*