*Snort*

[weaktwos]

I get an envelope with a return address from "Open Enterprises". A note on the outside says "Catalog Enclosed."

I can't seem to recall what Open Enterprises is. Curious, I tear open the envelope.

Hah! It's from Good Vibrations! (not work safe, kids. Unless you work at a sex shop)

I'm getting naughty catalogs. That makes me laugh.

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[jasper17.livejournal.com]

why, oh why did i click the link? hee hee. naughty catalogs = much amusement so i can't wait to get this one in the mail!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... Thanks for reminding me...I put a "not work safe" flag on the link. :-) Don't want the boss to get an eye-full. :-)

[eyow.livejournal.com]

You know, I hadn't heard anything from them in a long time, and then just the other day, out of the blue, I get a new catalog. Heh.

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Evil, evil woman. My money is supposed to be for a new swimsuit. But nooo. You make me look at fun sex toys...

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Aaah! Aaah!

There are few "toys" in the world that would really make me cringe, but...

http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-7-BG-BE02--m-02_16.html

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying you don't want to have B.D experiment with that on you?

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Aaaah! And... who the hell is B.D.?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

*mumbles*
"B**ky D*nt*s*"

[reannon.livejournal.com]

You are evil and you will be dealt with.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I know!

I'm totally cruisin' for stern discipline!

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Well then, here you are:

http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-8-EF-0502--m-02_16.html

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

BWHAAHAHAHAH!

Thank you, Mistress. May I have another?

[reannon.livejournal.com]

All your fault! I should be doing the dishes!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

That's what friends are for, baby.

Party on, E. :-)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I now think of D as BD now, even though, that's technically what I tried to dub you. :-)

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Adam & Eve goes by PHD, Inc. Which is very fortunate, because my parents came to pick me up at work once during a vacation, and since the name and the building itself were so nondescript, they never had a clue what kind of company I actually worked for.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

I was looking at the site a few weeks ago, and good grief the Rub My Duckie spawns have gotten out of control. The ducks themselves are amusing, including the S&M duckie, but the fish are hideous looking and the penguin made me shriek out loud at the horror.