"Stop Giggling at Caucus"

[weaktwos]

Are you ready for your sad/yet bizarre news of the day, folks?

Astronaut held on kidnapping charges.

They found a folding knife, a trenchcoat, rubber tubing, and some rope in her possession. But no astronaut ice cream or anti-gravity pens. The nerve.

This is a fight over another Shuttle pilot.

So wrong.

Nowak? Yes. Yeswak.

Comments

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

Best part:
Nowak wore diapers on the almost 1,000-mile drive from Houston to Orlando so she wouldn't have to stop, the Sentinel reported.

Yeah, buddy...

Nowak told police she was going to use the BB gun they found in her car "to entice Ms. Shipman to talk to her" about her relationship with Navy Commander Bill Oefelein She was going to use a BB gun to entice the woman to discuss her relationship with the guy. You know, because she couldn't just, say, confront her on the phone or something; she had to drive across four states wearing a diaper and toting a BB gun.

I swan. What in the Sam Hill is wrong with people?!

...I'm guess that guy is sticking with the abductee, myself...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

The part about the diapers didn't freak me out. After all, that's a similar technique to what pilots have had to do on long flights. The Air Force version just doesn't look like a diaper.

But the rest of it is definitely batshit.

[chanharrison.livejournal.com]

did you hear about the adult diapers!!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I did! But given her career that doesn't seem so odd. I believe Astronauts and Pilots have something similar for their suits for similar reasons while flying or in space.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Wack-something.

Think about it; she'll forever be known as the Space Adult Diaper Kidnapper.