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Intructions for Resolve for Pet Stains:
1. Remove solid waste from stained area.
2. Spray soiled area with resolve. Wait 3 minutes
3. Blot with sponge or cloth.
4. Dry

Anne's manifestation of those instructions:
1. Follow steps 1 and 2 above.
2. Take a phone call, get to talking. 3 minutes or more pass.
3. While chatting on the phone, walk through moist soiled area with your fresh, white socks you just put on.


Dammit.