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The subject above was muttered by my mother while I was driving through downtown.
Other gems of conversation:
Her: Dan and I were in love in High School. He was crazy about me, but for some reason he broke up with me, perhaps to find out if I would beg for him to come back. I didn't. When I saw him years later, he seemed so frantic to see me, and was almost suffering over what might have been. We were reincarnated from Abelard and Heloise.
*Pause*
Us: Bwahahahahaha!
Me: Which one of you was castrated in a past life?
Her: I hope it was him.
And later:
Her: Oop. I don't think I can drive, I can't talk right.
Me: It's a good thing you don't have to drive with your lips.
Other gems of conversation:
Her: Dan and I were in love in High School. He was crazy about me, but for some reason he broke up with me, perhaps to find out if I would beg for him to come back. I didn't. When I saw him years later, he seemed so frantic to see me, and was almost suffering over what might have been. We were reincarnated from Abelard and Heloise.
*Pause*
Us: Bwahahahahaha!
Me: Which one of you was castrated in a past life?
Her: I hope it was him.
And later:
Her: Oop. I don't think I can drive, I can't talk right.
Me: It's a good thing you don't have to drive with your lips.
