Cancer stick toking, banjo-waving mongoloids.

[weaktwos]

Is it me, or has anyone else noticed an increased frequency of commuting smokers tossing their lit cigarettes on the road while they are driving?

This annoys me greatly. First of all, it's littering, second of all, I don't want to have to experience that moment of fear when some fireball hits the road in front of me. I wish I could just find a way to quickly capture that lit cigarette and toss it back in their car saying, "Now you know how the street feels, buddy!"

After all, the driver's brain is comprised of the same neuron-rich sludge we drive on.

I find such white trash behavior to be unacceptable. If you're going to smoke in your car, use your ashtray, waste-oid.

Someone else flicked trash on the road today, too. I want a War on Litter! Bring back our troops and let's give those litter bugs a Patriot missile enema!

Okay, I feel better, now.

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*high fives ya*

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Well, Anne, you KNOW why they can't do that, don't you?

Because it would ignite the drugs in their ashtrays if they used them for their intended use.

*ducks deftly from smokers' revenge*

Find comfort in the fact that you live in a state where public smoking is at least banned. I live in Big Business Whoreville.

And I have asthma. The fucktards.