*yawn*

I spent the whole day with my female progenitor. We had fun. More importantly, she had fun.

My mom's cat, who used to be fairly social, has now completely evolved into an antisocial cat. Pity.

The power went out in Roseville, today for what seemed like a good hour. Also, my mother's cable went out for a wee bit tonight, too.

Bed. Yes, bed.

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I think Victoria's Secret is that she doesn't have large breasts. A lot of lingerie she sells does not fit women with breasts larger than a C cup.

And the "Boy Short" product line? Since when do boys where lace Daisy-Duke like shorts? Or does the product name come from the comment, "Boy, that's Short"?

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I went and worked up a bit of a sweat, but still, I'm feeling lazy.

I think I shall fulfill my lazy destiny today, in between laundry and running of errands.

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This is good, clean fun:

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/2001/top1000_of_2001.html

It shows the most popular names in the United States, as indicated by how many children were born last year, and for whom a social security card was applied.

My name, Anne, was the 310th most popular name for girls. I was beaten out by Destiny, Asia, Genesis and Neveah, to name a few.

New Adult Cereal idea(well, new to me)

I think they should make a cereal for adults. Low in fat, high in camp, Kellogg's "Porn Flakes" would be an important part of your daily breakfast, as well as containing corn-flakey resemblances of genitalia and sexual positions.

Warning: may be disappointed when certain porn flakes get soggy in milk.

They would be available in regular and frosted, of course. The mascot would be Ron Jeremy in a leapard skin scarf.

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Blargh. I don't want to go to bed. But I guess I shall have to do it. *sigh*