Weekend in review

First off, welcome raven and teeny_charib.

Now, ideally, I should be spending my final waking hours this evening doing some chores. I have been quite the decadent little monkey this weekend. Well, decadent and extremely nerdy.

( Pottermania! )

It’s time for Fortune Cookie Madness!

I had Chinese food for lunch. I swiped two fortune cookies from the bin o’ fortune cookies. Of course, I’ve added the phrase “…in bed.” After each fortune.

Fortune #1:
“You will be thankful for the pleasures of the coming months (in bed).”

Editor’s note: Yeah! Yahoo! Yippee! Yeeeehaw!

Fortune #2:
“Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought (in bed).”

Editor’s note: What, do I look like Descartes to you? This “in bed” game sucks!

(no subject)

Tonight's accomplishments:
-made it to the gym.
-started cleaning my study
-more laundry
-paid some bills

Interspersed amongst the practical, I managed to make some Potter headway, and had a long conversation with my mother. During said conversation, the noteworthy quotes were:
Me: "If seeing the Matrix: Reloaded at the IMAX is going to cost $15, I better achieve orgasm during that movie."
Mummy: "What did my baby daughter say?"
Me: *repeats herself*