Dream Fairy, you're fired!

Last night I had a dream that I was making out with Richard Crenna. If you don't know who he is, go to imdb.com and take a look.

Needless to day, Hollywood is full of hot men. Hot men my age, even. Do I get to dream I am making out with one of those guys? Nooo, I get Grampa Crenna.

Robbery! Sheer robbery!

I'm caring and nurturing

I’m in charge of the department this week in my boss’ absence. I had to send out a little admin communication:

To Department: If anyone used Scangun 01 Friday, the battery died and data on it was lost.
One reply: I think I scanned 240 assets on Friday.
My response: Somewhere, a clown weeps for you.