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Okay, this day, while ending up to be rather pleasant, has sucked donkey balls.

We had a phone outage this morning that really got my knickers in a knot. Part of it wasn't my fault, and part of it wasn't. I'm really mad at myself about the part that was, however. It ended up being high profile too. Not a good day. But this too shall pass.

In the Lighter Side department, a coworker left his workstation unlocked when he left for the day. You know what that means, kids. It means Annie sends a spoof email from his account!

To protect the innocent, we'll call my coworker Horatio. Horatio lives in the foothills and likes to hunt and barbeque. Here's his confession of his new passtime:

Folks,

Lately, I’ve been pining for a new hobby. After much soul-searching and contemplation, I’ve decided to forsake the tired hobbies of hunting woodland creatures and smoking fine meats. I want to become…

A fingernail artist!

I just can’t get enough of it! Here are some samples of my work:

[I inserted photos taken from this here. Yes, kickadee, I was inspired by your recent posts.]

So, after hours, I’ll be opening a little manicure shop in Camino called, “Nailed by Horatio.”


That cheered me up.