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I'll just say that my *hate* of Enzyte male enhancement drugs continues to grow(see, it works!). I can't believe anyone would fall for that. Furthermore, I suspect that the side effects of Enzyte include turning you into a tense-smiling retard.

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I am ready for work to end, now. It wasn't a bad day, per se. I just wish to be elsewhere.

A review of last night:
-I jogged 4.5 miles. I was quite tired after that.
-Upon arriving home, I acquired a artichoke, pepperoni and mushroom pizza on a soy honey wheat crust. Tasty.
-I had pizza induced dreams that included me engaging in an attempt to having an affair with a married man, but copping out at the last minute. Why? I was about to get caught. That dream pissed me off. It was so inaccurate. In the real world, one of two things would happen: a) I would never have an affair with a married man on moral grounds or b)I would never get caught because I would be taking utterly discreet measures to not get caught. So far, in my life, though I've had the opportunity, option "a" has kept me out of trouble.

The wee hours draw nearer...

...and yet I am farther from my bed than I should be.

How went the rest of my day? It went splendidly, thank you!

Spent the evening with taogrl having girltalk in our own special way.

Highlights:
Her: If that happened to me, I would leave. I would call a friend up and say "pick me up right now" and just leave. Oh no. That was uncalled for. And if I ever make that phone call to you, you damn well better come pick me up.
Me: [laughing] Of course.
Her: Oh no. That was unacceptable. No. [gesticulations]
Me: I agree. Hence our mutual singlehood.
Her. Yeah.


Her: I think he's the type who makes out with women alot, but that's all.
Me: I dunno. He must not be very good at it, then. Because if you're good at making out, it isn't going to stop at making out.
Her: [knowing nod] Oh yeah.
Me: And if he's a lousy kisser, that's when you make up the excuse about having to go home and change your grandma's colostomy bag.

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I got a fraudulent email from ebay tonight. It was a little tricky in that the textual representation of the hyperlink looked valid, but the actual link took you to a non ebay site. Remember, kids, don't listen to emails that try to get you to verify your financial information in such a fashion.

My nextel phone arrived tonight. I shall charge it up tonight and then activate it in the morning.