Nipped from modeleccentric...

Ever-desiring to validate my sense of self via stereotypical and pseudoscientific memes, here we go:


DEVIL/PAN
"the joker, worker, stabilizer"
You are gifted when it comes to protecting yourself
from judgements cast upon you by others. In
fact, you are not easily thrown by external
reality. You have the capacity to work and
play hard and to laugh at yourself. This is
the card of humour and sexuality (it is the
only card with genital symbols).
"Devil" spelled backwards is
"lived", and it is very fitting. You
live with humour and have a stable foothold on
life. Of course, you do love setting the
occasional bit of mischief into play.


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What a distinction. The only card with genital symbols! I guess that means all the rest of you non-devil/pan types are non-sexual. Too bad for you folks. My card has nuts! Would you look at the horns on that goat? Sadly, I think my tarot card gets more action than I do.

Epilogue: for those who may not notice it right away, the genitalia on this card is what the goat is standing on and in front of. The two round orbs with the fresh Tarot Dancers inside are the testicles, and the golden shaft behind the goat is the worlds most imposing phallus that appears to have jutted clear up to saturn, knocking saturn out of orbit, but leaving behind its rings. Awww yeah. Either that or this tarot features a cock ring, too. Top that.

So ingenius, it's almost illegal in certain red states

The Banana Bunker!!


You know, that Burger King commercial with Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish is frickin' frightening.

My cerebral marble collection

Marble I: Bruce Springsteen's next album, Devils and Dust comes out April 26th. This is my brother's birthday. My brother is the man who got me into the Boss in the first place.

Marble II: After hearing that California, pending federal legislation that is working through congress, may allow single rider hybrid vehicles in the carpool lane, I'm thinking I will soon buy a Toyota Prius. It gets fantastic reviews by consumers and by consumer reports. It's bluetooth enabled.

Marble III: AOL Instant Messenger's new terms of service. Pretty sneaky, sis.

Marble IV: I talked to the sister of a friend of mine who is 8 years younger than I, and just married a woman 12 years older than himself. Though, they talked before they married that neither wanted to have children, now she's taken an intriguing change of heart: She now says they should have two children because she thinks in 5 years he's going to want to have kids, and she'll be to old to do so. But he doesn't want to have kids now. What a nutbag. The man says he doesn't want to have children. She's apparently afraid that in 5 years, he will, and he'll divorce her because she can't be the mother of his child. Fuck. If he loves her, he'll adopt. Whatever. Reason #636 why I'm single: over-sensitive bullshit detection mechanism. I'm worse than some car alarms. Y'all are lucky I don't emit shrill "wooping" noises when I sense a ripple in the bullshit force.

Marble V: Must pick up the pace on my workout regimen. Tonight was a good night, but I must have more good nights like this.

Marble VI: Thanks, platostruth, now I have ipod integrated car stereo lust that shall plague my days and nights until I can slake my lust via a likely extravagant car audio purchase.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince...

Four more months! Four more months!!

As with millions of other LJ'ers, I just saw the trailer for Sin City and was very impressed. I look forward to its release.