Pondering the Queen Mother of All Cuss Words

[weaktwos]

After taking the quiz about "Fuck", I remembered how fond I am of the variation of the Big-F, "fuckity". Few cuss moments are finer then when you must utter, "fuckity fuck fuck fuck". Many pieces have been done analyzing the use of "Fuck" in our grammar.

I began to ponder the variations of fuck I know of:
fuck
fucker
fucking-a!
fuckwit
fuckwad
fuckity
fuckhole
fuck a duck (this isn't one word, but I had to use this for [Bad username or site: reannon's @ livejournal.com] benefit)

If you can think of others, feel free to add them. I'm not sure if these have existed previously, but they came to mind:
fuckateria
fucktitious
fuckluster
fucktor
fucktilious
fuckdiggity

Anyway, feel free to brainstorm and add any other variations or uses.

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

F'cocked sounds very close to a yiddish word, "vakakte" (pronounced farkakta--or close to it). It means screwed up.

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

That is 'zactly what it is. *nods*

But we always said it f'cocked. Cuz, well, it has cock in it and who doesn't love cock?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

True. True.

That makes me think of "shuttlecock". I *heart* badminton for that reason alone. It's all about slappin' the shuttlecock.