Pondering the Queen Mother of All Cuss Words

[weaktwos]

After taking the quiz about "Fuck", I remembered how fond I am of the variation of the Big-F, "fuckity". Few cuss moments are finer then when you must utter, "fuckity fuck fuck fuck". Many pieces have been done analyzing the use of "Fuck" in our grammar.

I began to ponder the variations of fuck I know of:
fuck
fucker
fucking-a!
fuckwit
fuckwad
fuckity
fuckhole
fuck a duck (this isn't one word, but I had to use this for [Bad username or site: reannon's @ livejournal.com] benefit)

If you can think of others, feel free to add them. I'm not sure if these have existed previously, but they came to mind:
fuckateria
fucktitious
fuckluster
fucktor
fucktilious
fuckdiggity

Anyway, feel free to brainstorm and add any other variations or uses.

Comments

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Fucklicious
Fucktarded
F'cocked. (Ok, I just love that one.)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

F'cocked sounds very close to a yiddish word, "vakakte" (pronounced farkakta--or close to it). It means screwed up.

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

That is 'zactly what it is. *nods*

But we always said it f'cocked. Cuz, well, it has cock in it and who doesn't love cock?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

True. True.

That makes me think of "shuttlecock". I *heart* badminton for that reason alone. It's all about slappin' the shuttlecock.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You left out fucktard and fuckbomb.

[scottage.livejournal.com]

Fuckport

... it's a computer peripheral I need to design.
It will make me rich.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

will the Apple compatible version be the iFuck?

[scottage.livejournal.com]

Well, the actual devices will be the "KockSocket" and the "KuntRumbler," which will be powered by my patented "FuckPort" technology.

This is for Windows, though Linux drivers should be avaliable later. Later revisions may be cross compatible with the Apple devices of similar purpose. (the iPole, iHole, and biMac)