New Climax Beverage

[weaktwos]

Thanks to the inspirational ways of scarcrest, I've decided to begin work on a new beverage.

H2Oh My God!, the rehydrating climax inducing beverage. In its patented Big O bottle, just one sip sends quivers of energy through your body.

Each bottle of H2Oh My God! comes with a moist towlette.

Warning: Don't be hard on yourself; use H2Oh My God! safely. Do not drink and drive with H2Oh My God. Do not sip H2Oh My God while in Church, at Weddings, or at Funerals. Do not serve H2Oh My God to heart patients, children, or members of the Clergy.

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

I'll buy stock.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You get a free case, too. It's the "single parent living with Dad" discount. ;-)

yo

[mparadoxa.livejournal.com]

this isn't like the 'fruit20' they sell at walmart is it?
the molecular stability gets me worried. the FDA needs to get its ass in gear.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No. This would never be sold in Walmart. This drink is paradise; which is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.