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The ferret has two tails! The ferret has two tails! Tell no one!

Oops...

Date: 2004-07-30 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
You have a ferrsel infestation? or Wearrets?

Date: 2004-07-30 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modeleccentric.livejournal.com
Both, if you consider the lineage. How, and where did you find this thing....I have GOT to change the passcode on my secret lab.......

Date: 2004-07-30 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Krike. Just teach 'em poker, give 'em cheap beer and ply 'em with cigarettes. They'll never leave the lab.*

*Based on a true story.

Date: 2004-07-30 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modeleccentric.livejournal.com
(Sets drink down, leans toward computer, one eyebrow arched...)

Do tell. (Steeples)

Date: 2004-07-30 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I had a friend who had ferrets as pets. She caught 'em getting into her cigarettes. She has a photo of one with a cigarette hanging out of its little ferret mouth.

I imagine that ferrets are all small, furry versions of Hunter S. Thompson.

Date: 2004-07-30 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modeleccentric.livejournal.com
There is Much Truth in the fact that ferrets are a smaller version of the Good Doctor HST. Aside from the fact that they are musky reprobates and move in a sinusoidal motion without benefit of drink,they have small hands and can reach into ear canals in search of "Cool Stuff" as the Late Mr Golaski put it. (He'd had his head searched in such a manner by the weasel's first cousin) To wit: I can Imagine weasels (and Ferrets) getting into cigarettes, because like most of us, a gooooooood buzz is most welcome. Mr. Golaski would heartily agree. They'd prolly like my 152 octane coffee as well.

Date: 2004-07-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
They shouldn't have your coffee. That would be little caffeinated sips of doom for their hearts!

*pitterpitterpitter-POP*

Like tiny little balloons of grievous misfortune, but covered in fur.

Date: 2004-07-30 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modeleccentric.livejournal.com
They're G enetically M odified Weasels- They have stout hearts- but if you give my coffee to a Miniature Pinscher.....SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOP!

Date: 2004-07-30 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Yeah, genetically modified does not equal "six million dollar weasel". Sure, the little fellers won't catch a cold, but their hearts can't handle your coffee withough steel casing. ;-)

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