weaktwos

The setup:
We are giving away our old ibm p70 crt monitors. They are OLD. They are beige. They are ugly. But hey, they are also free, so 400 people signed up to receive one. Here's a correspondence between me and an interested, yet delusional customer:

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From: DD
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:14 PM
To: Anne
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

CAN WE CHOSE THE COLOR OF OUR MONITOR?

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From: Anne
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:15 PM
To: DD
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

We have three colors to choose from: antique beige, antique beige, and antique beige. Which one do you want? ;-)

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From: DD
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:16 PM
To: Anne
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

HEHEHEEHH

MY COMPUTER AT HOME IS BACK, I WOULD LIKE A BLACK MONITOR… THANKS U HEHEHE I PREFERRED A FLAT MONITOR HEHEHEHEH J/K

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From: Anne
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:17 PM
To: DD
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

Yes, wouldn’t we all.  Alas, we are only giving away the unattractive beige IBM 17” crts. 

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From: DD
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:17 PM
To: Anne
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

SO IS IT BLACK?

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From: Anne
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:19 PM
To: DD
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

We like to call it a “Wish Black”. It looks beige to all non-believers, but those who have vivid imaginations view it as black.

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From: DD
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:20 PM
To: Anne
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

OK THANKS HEHEHEHE, DO I JUST DRIVE THRU CLM DRIVE IN ?

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FromAnne
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:20 PM
To: DD
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

Just drive through…we’ll bring up the drive-thru gates.
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From: DD
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:14 PM
To: Anne
Subject: RE: Monitor Giveaway Information!

PLEZ MAKE SURE ITS BLACK EHHEEHEH