Victoria's Common Knowledge

[weaktwos]

Anyone out there have the new, revolutionary bra from Victoria's Secret: the Ipex?

Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?

Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.

And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.

Comments

[doccross.livejournal.com]

Ipex? What the hell is that all about? I'd think they'd want a name like "Cloud 9" or something gentle and uplifting for a device that is supposed to support breasts. Of course, it's a moot point here at Chez Cross, since Grace almost never wears a bra and I'm not into dressing up like a dame:)