Victoria's Common Knowledge

[weaktwos]

Anyone out there have the new, revolutionary bra from Victoria's Secret: the Ipex?

Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?

Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.

And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.

Comments

[eyow.livejournal.com]

Here's the thing that gets me - that bra's tagline is "nothing this lightweight has ever delivered this much coverage," but I'm not looking for coverage so much as support. My girls need some serious support.

I saw a commercial the other day for breast implants. There was just so much wrong with it...seriously, breast implant commercials now??? FFS, what have we come to?!?!?!

[denimdoll.livejournal.com]

Hooty and the Burgerfish

Okay, that made me laugh out loud. :-)

[lavenderjones.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a horned and hoofed African mammal.

[doccross.livejournal.com]

Ipex? What the hell is that all about? I'd think they'd want a name like "Cloud 9" or something gentle and uplifting for a device that is supposed to support breasts. Of course, it's a moot point here at Chez Cross, since Grace almost never wears a bra and I'm not into dressing up like a dame:)

[jenngbob.livejournal.com]

Makes me think of IMAX. But if you can FIT into Victoria's Secret bras (V's secret is that she's built like a 12-year-old boy playing with a pair of pork buns...) then you're likely not going to cover the big screen!

And I wouldn't expect to find a bra with any kind of support there either. Yes, I'm bitter. Then again, if I could fit into their lingerie I'd have to pay those prices, so I should feel lucky...

[grimalkinrn.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

Can it beam my number and email to cute boys I meet? Will Calvin Klein make a men's underwear compatible with it?

Because geeks everywhere are looking for that little gem.