Victoria's Common Knowledge

[weaktwos]

Anyone out there have the new, revolutionary bra from Victoria's Secret: the Ipex?

Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?

Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.

And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.

Comments

[jenngbob.livejournal.com]

Makes me think of IMAX. But if you can FIT into Victoria's Secret bras (V's secret is that she's built like a 12-year-old boy playing with a pair of pork buns...) then you're likely not going to cover the big screen!

And I wouldn't expect to find a bra with any kind of support there either. Yes, I'm bitter. Then again, if I could fit into their lingerie I'd have to pay those prices, so I should feel lucky...