weaktwos

I've got it. When I am ready to launch my full-scale parody of Semi-homemade with Sandra Lee, one of the recipes shall be:

Hot Dog Hamburger! This will be a quick, tasty meal that your kids will love. Oh, and you're gonna love it, too. Or Else.

1 package of hot dogs
2 Tablespoons of flour
1 egg
1 Tablespoon of pumpkin spice (optional)
Your favorite burger toppings.

Ground up the hotdog. Mix in 1 egg , flour, and any seasonings you like. Fry like a hamburger. Don't grill it, it will probably disappear through the vents. Drink heavily and begin to dare your family members to eat this first. Don't forget your tablescape! With some simple, and inexpensive items, you can dazzle your friends and family by making your dining room look like the interior of your stomach. Just take some red tissue paper, gather into tufts, and tape onto your walls until the walls are entirely obscured by tissue paper. Then, take some of the leftover ground hotdogs and fling them on the wall. Voila! The crowd will go wild!

Note: this is the converse to the Hamburger Dogs recipe.