SEGUE'S FROM HELL, cont'd

[weaktwos]

Mom: "So, I found some kitchen shelves at Target. They were notty pine--"

Me: "They were shelves."
"They were naughty."
"They were pine."
"They were bad to the stump."

Mom: "Nooooooo! Not that spelling! Notty! I said Notty Pine!"

Comments

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Having attended many events there over the years, I am relatively comfortable in commenting to the affirmative on the free use of chemical substances by concert-goers.

However, not to be outdone by that, the bug population alone would be just cause for free live-saving hand-outs to all patrons. The bugs out that way have frequently carried off small children and eaten them alive.

Ah--summer in Michigan and the eatin' is easy...;)