SEGUE'S FROM HELL, cont'd

[weaktwos]

Mom: "So, I found some kitchen shelves at Target. They were notty pine--"

Me: "They were shelves."
"They were naughty."
"They were pine."
"They were bad to the stump."

Mom: "Nooooooo! Not that spelling! Notty! I said Notty Pine!"

Comments

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

"Notty" pine? So, they're walnut? Or, was that knotty?

They just re-named our outdoor threater here. It WAS Pine Knob, which Richard Jeni refers to as a Xmas anal ornament, or something like that.

They now call it the DTE Music Theater, in keeping with the trend to re-name everything corporate.

Heard someone the other day call it: The Energy Knob.

Heh heh.