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In my efforts to "break wikipedia" and find a subject matter they will not write on, my attempts to bust the system have failed. They do indeed have a very in depth write up on the Strap-on Dildo. This is not your parent's copy of Encyclopedia Britannica.

It's not a brief entry, either. It's quite the resource on strap on dildos. I keep thinking of one of the missions for Wikipedia: to make knowledge available for everyone, regardless of income. I now have an image of some young third world country student stumbling upon a passage of the strap on dildo.

At the bottom of the article is a website that advises how to suck a strap-on dildo. I've heard of this practice before, and while I respect anyone's right to do this, the thought just plain grosses me out. Fellatio of a real penis does not alarm nor disgust me. The thought of sucking on a rubber dildo makes me want to bark at the ants. Shout at my shoes. Deliver a street pizza. In short, it makes me want to hurl.

According to the most informative how-to-blow-rubber site, much of the stimulation comes from the mind: "the answer is the old truism that our biggest sex organ is between our ears. The point is desire. The idea, the visual thrill, the feeling of power, and the unique physical sensations all combine to make our motors rev."

If that's true, why have any physical manifestation of fellatio at all? Just imagine you have a penis and that someone is sucking it. Cut out the rubbery lifeless looking middle man-meat.

Perhaps they need to sell strap-ons made of chocolate, or lollypops. I'm thinking that would be a better idea.
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Date: 2006-10-25 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Well, clearly strap-on knowledge is more useful than the Lost Experience. On another note, a friend of mine made a wikipedia entry on his gaming company and people fought against that as well.
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Date: 2006-10-25 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Well, I'm sure there's a lack of standards issue going on here. You never know who's going to freak out about an article.

Date: 2006-10-25 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doccross.livejournal.com
Gotta agree about the whole dildo sucking thing. It's just damned strange. Also, it's gotta taste pretty yucky.

People are the cwaziest animals.

Date: 2006-10-25 02:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-25 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darness.livejournal.com
Ooh, make it out of chocolate indeed! You should be in marketing :)

Date: 2006-10-25 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I'm just doing my part to help the poor lesbians who have girlfriends who want them to service their strap-on. ;-)

I'm thinkin'

Date: 2006-10-25 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirndipiti.livejournal.com
wouldn't chocolate (or vanilla, or strawberry) pussies be a nice commodity? I just found a box (heh, he said 'box') of butterscotch candy penises (very small penises) at a local 'sex store'
of course penises have an easily recognizable shape -- what would a chocolate pussy look like? a melted and reformed hershey bar with a slit? maybe I'm going too far with this train of thought...

Re: I'm thinkin'

Date: 2006-10-25 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I recently saw a picture of escargot that looked quite vaginal....

Re: I'm thinkin'

Date: 2006-10-26 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirndipiti.livejournal.com
escargot... hmmm... aren't they edible snails?

Re: I'm thinkin'

Date: 2006-10-27 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] victoriana.livejournal.com
I saw chocolate "pussy pops" at Adam and Eve once, in Raleigh, NC. They looked like vaginas, if one were holding the outer labia open.

outer labia open....

Date: 2006-10-28 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirndipiti.livejournal.com
..oh god, now I've got a giant hard on and md m'baby's busy with her writing --- but I will be opening her labia later ;)

ps: like your attitude so I'm adding you :) -- hope ya don't mind

Date: 2006-10-25 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaunathan.livejournal.com
Have you tried checking on some of the more...interesting sexual positions and practices? Like the Donkey Punch, the Rusty Trombone, Glass Bottom Boat or the Dirty Sanchez?

Date: 2006-10-26 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
No...I'm afraid to check those now. Those aren't interesting positions so much as bad ideas. ;-)

Date: 2006-10-27 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] victoriana.livejournal.com
I will say that flavored lube was the best thing that ever happened to blowjobs, for me. Stimulation of the taste buds results in saliva production which leads to blowjob being much easier.

As for strap-ons...*shrugs* I'd answer that the reason for "any physical manifestation at all" is that the visual can be a turn-on. But then, I've only ever had anything to do with strap-ons in SM scenes where it was all about playing with positions of power, and ordering a chick on her knees to suck a rubber cock is definitely different from telling her to think about it. Most people's imaginations need a little help.

Date: 2006-10-27 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
You know, I suppose it could be a turn on for some. I guess I just prefer human flesh over faux plastic genitalia.

Date: 2006-11-06 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hangedwoman.livejournal.com
I thought of this entry as soon as I saw this: Wikipedia Rejects (http://wikidumper.blogspot.com/). The link came from [livejournal.com profile] supergee, who everyone should read anyway.

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