weaktwos

In my efforts to "break wikipedia" and find a subject matter they will not write on, my attempts to bust the system have failed. They do indeed have a very in depth write up on the Strap-on Dildo. This is not your parent's copy of Encyclopedia Britannica.

It's not a brief entry, either. It's quite the resource on strap on dildos. I keep thinking of one of the missions for Wikipedia: to make knowledge available for everyone, regardless of income. I now have an image of some young third world country student stumbling upon a passage of the strap on dildo.

At the bottom of the article is a website that advises how to suck a strap-on dildo. I've heard of this practice before, and while I respect anyone's right to do this, the thought just plain grosses me out. Fellatio of a real penis does not alarm nor disgust me. The thought of sucking on a rubber dildo makes me want to bark at the ants. Shout at my shoes. Deliver a street pizza. In short, it makes me want to hurl.

According to the most informative how-to-blow-rubber site, much of the stimulation comes from the mind: "the answer is the old truism that our biggest sex organ is between our ears. The point is desire. The idea, the visual thrill, the feeling of power, and the unique physical sensations all combine to make our motors rev."

If that's true, why have any physical manifestation of fellatio at all? Just imagine you have a penis and that someone is sucking it. Cut out the rubbery lifeless looking middle man-meat.

Perhaps they need to sell strap-ons made of chocolate, or lollypops. I'm thinking that would be a better idea.