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Hand-blown glass sex toys.

If I had known about these, I would never have gotten an X-box!

Date: 2003-01-04 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juiceboxhero.livejournal.com
I know first hand that the X-box isn't dishwasher safe!

Date: 2003-01-04 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
exactly!

Date: 2003-01-04 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-zakh565.livejournal.com
Maybe you can get a USB tactile-feedback analog glass-blown dildo for your xbox?

Date: 2003-01-04 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
apparently that too is only available for the PS2

Date: 2003-01-04 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chainsawraven.livejournal.com
I think I would opt out of any LAN parties you would have held with a glass dildo.

Date: 2003-01-04 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Lemme tell ya somethin', sport. If one of these hooked up to the LAN, I wouldn't need anyone else to come to my LAN parties. Just me and my...preciousss.

Re:

Date: 2003-01-04 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chainsawraven.livejournal.com
It's all you...

Date: 2003-01-04 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintrigger.livejournal.com
Yeah, but do they come with a rumble pack, Halo, DOA 3 or anything else cool?
And can you install linux on them? They seem kinda limited in their usefulness.

Date: 2003-01-04 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I wouldn't have time for the xbox!

Date: 2003-01-04 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-shaggy817.livejournal.com
well, buying an x-box is a 'who brought what upon whomself' scenario to begin with. :)

Date: 2003-01-04 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Shaddup.

Date: 2003-01-04 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
I'd seen those on one of the HBO Real Sex episodes.

Thing is, I can't keep from picturing that scene in Risky Business where Tom Cruise's mom's "artsy-fartsy" egg gets dropped and has a break in it.

Uh--what if you didn't happen to notice a chip/crack in this baby and...*shudder*

*shuddering again*

Date: 2003-01-04 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
You don't put it on mantles. you do not use it as a free falling projectile. My pyrex dishses are fairly robust. :-)

Wiggling in anticipation--

Date: 2003-01-04 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com
*picturing the look on Mom's face as Sascha innocently "pussy-foots"--um--his way around the prominantly displayed phallus on Anne's "hearth-on"--um--and sends it crashing to the floor just prior to the Cuban-fest dinner*

Aiyiyiyi!

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