Oh...My...God..

[weaktwos]

Hand-blown glass sex toys.

If I had known about these, I would never have gotten an X-box!

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You don't put it on mantles. you do not use it as a free falling projectile. My pyrex dishses are fairly robust. :-)

Wiggling in anticipation--

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

*picturing the look on Mom's face as Sascha innocently "pussy-foots"--um--his way around the prominantly displayed phallus on Anne's "hearth-on"--um--and sends it crashing to the floor just prior to the Cuban-fest dinner*

Aiyiyiyi!