Dear News

[weaktwos]

As sad and fun as it is to watch, please get Paris Hilton off my news.

Admittedly, it is juicy, watching a rich, privileged person get caught screaming for her mommy because she can't serve her sentence at home. I mean, it was only a DUI and getting caught twice for driving with a suspended license. Surely it's no big deal.

Way to serve as a role model.

Especially since she probably would have been released on good behavior in 5 days due to overcrowding of our jails.

Jesus.

Comments

[eyow.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Why is this "breaking news"?!?!?!

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

I realize the level of pleasure I experienced on learning Paris was going back to the clink is kind of absurd, but it's been that kind of week. Hee hee.

[zyzyly.livejournal.com]

i shed a tear for poor dear paris,
cause sometimes it sucks to be an heiress.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Like the likelihood of getting caught on film throwing a hissy fit.

The plebians don't have this kind of misfortune.

I wonder what the medical condition was that a judge felt was treatable in jail,and the sheriff thought wasn't? Strange brew.