Dear News

[weaktwos]

As sad and fun as it is to watch, please get Paris Hilton off my news.

Admittedly, it is juicy, watching a rich, privileged person get caught screaming for her mommy because she can't serve her sentence at home. I mean, it was only a DUI and getting caught twice for driving with a suspended license. Surely it's no big deal.

Way to serve as a role model.

Especially since she probably would have been released on good behavior in 5 days due to overcrowding of our jails.

Jesus.

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I realize the level of pleasure I experienced on learning Paris was going back to the clink is kind of absurd, but it's been that kind of week. Hee hee.