Move over John Galt. Who is Dale Limberhand?

[weaktwos]

Yes. Who is Dale Limberhand. Limber. Hand.

In just a few short moments, if you haven't already done so, you will ponder if that name is real or fake.

Why? Because the case of Idaho v. Limberhand established a precedent that masturbation in an enclosed bathroom stall was within one's right to privacy. There's a little more here.

Yes, Dale Limberhand was arrested for obscene conduct after an officere observed him through a four inch hole in a stall partition...well...spanking the monkey.

So this makes me wonder: How many officers gleefully volunteer for the gay toilet sex beat?(pun intended)

Or is it a short straw kind of situation?

In other news, I saw the B Street Theater's production of "The Book of Liz". It was fantasticly funny. The play was originally written by David and Amy Sedaris. I will have to make some time to read David's books.

Comments

[eyow.livejournal.com]

David Sedaris is pretty funny, but I swear the best way to enjoy his stuff is to hear him read it. I'd recommend getting the audio versions.

[taogrl.livejournal.com]

I have them on cd if you want them. It is fantastic to hear his voice reading his works. Just like in concert again.