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Oh gawd. There was a cheesy montage in the middle of this movie.*

I'm watching most of it through fast forward.

Reggie and Anna are now sharing a "fun flask" under the moonlight.

And thus far, Duncan has not gone shirtless.

And Giovanni wins the award for the Worst Highlander Hair ever. Ever. But he can do the Hair Salon circuit to plug his styling mousse. "Cardinal Giovanni's Styling Mousse: for an Immortal Hold. There can be only one."

Oh. Highlander just turned into Mad Max.

And the Guardian of the Source? I think his costume was inspired by any number of leather outfits seen at the Folsom Street Fair.

And there are these big nerf balls in the heavens aligning. The hell?

Oh, Duncan finally takes off his coat.

Oh dear. It got worse.

*laughs*

That was hilariously bad.

What was your favorite bad part?

Date: 2007-09-16 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
Batman!Duncan?
Albino!Bad Guy?
ReallyBadSkin!Immortal?
CosmicAlignment of WTF?!?
The fact that the prize is getting laid?

I don't think I can just pick one bad part.

Date: 2007-09-16 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Well, the Albino bad guy was pretty funny. They tried to make him scary, but he looked like a Gay Male Entertainer who was attacked viciously by a Notary Public.

The synopsis towards the end was completely unnecessary. Or maybe they realized that most of us would fast forward to the end and wanted to make sure we got the point.

Duncan was pure of heart. Yeah, uh huh. After decapitating seven seasons of Immortals, pure is not the word I'd use.

The cosmic alignment, visible by the immortal eye was classic.

Sadly, during Joe Dawson's dramatic death, when he tells Duncan that he was his best friend, I laughed. I wonder if the actor who played Joe wanted to laugh, too.

Cardinal Giovanni's hair was amazingly distracting.

I can understand the prize being getting laid. That's a prize for most of us.

We were spared the fully clothed lust-fest out in the forest because Reggie got a make-over from Queer Eye for the Source Guy. Thank goodness. I was getting concerned that picking tree bark from Anna's hindquarters was going to be a plot point.

Oh yes, and Batman Duncan was only eclipsed by the snowy Superman-esque Source.

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