weaktwos

I have a late night tonight at work, and an opportunity to sleep in. Did I sleep in? No, I did not. As a matter of fact, I woke up fifteen minutes before my alarm normally goes off. The very same alarm, in fact, that I did not set this morning so that I might sleep in.

Damn my plagued subconscious! Damn it all to hell!

Yes, I'm worried about this move this weekend.

In other news, I'm getting annoyed with Earthlink commercials.

The Daily Show that aired last night and today was hilarious. The gentleman who played Cooter in the original Duke's of Hazzard is boycotting the movie because it's so much more smutty than the original. Their segment on "The Less You Know" was also very clever. They showed the bit where Bill O'Reilly was talking about torture to John McCain. Recall that McCain was tortured in vietnam for five years. McCain's standpoint on torture is that you get nothing worth gaining from torture. O'Reilly insists that if practiced properly, it can be. Unbelievable.

O'Reilly also claimed the ACLU supports terrorists. That's right, folks. Organizations that what to protect your civil liberties are terrorists. Because freedom is truly terrifying.