Victoria's Common Knowledge

[weaktwos]

Anyone out there have the new, revolutionary bra from Victoria's Secret: the Ipex?

Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?

Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.

And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.

Comments

[eyow.livejournal.com]

Here's the thing that gets me - that bra's tagline is "nothing this lightweight has ever delivered this much coverage," but I'm not looking for coverage so much as support. My girls need some serious support.

I saw a commercial the other day for breast implants. There was just so much wrong with it...seriously, breast implant commercials now??? FFS, what have we come to?!?!?!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I'm not sure what the coverage issue is about, anyway. I thought that's what shirts were for.